Barry Bennett is sick of his parents:
1. They’re boring; 2. they named in Barry … and 6. they’re really really really strict.
So a few days before his birthday, he makes a wish for better ones and is whisked away to the Parent Agency, where kids get to pick out their perfect parents.
For Barry, this seems like a dream come true. But as he’s about to discover, choosing a new mom and dad isn’t as simple as it sounds… (F BAD, 377 pages)